Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
