So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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