It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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