quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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