why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
vagina is talking i cant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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