i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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