I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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