hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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