I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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