I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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