Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you had me at cake vodka
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
