I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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