Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He better not be in your backpack
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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