I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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