Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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