Are we in a gay sports bar?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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