People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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