my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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