some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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