Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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