There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
