I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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