Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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