Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
time to smoke my breakfast
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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