she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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