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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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