Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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