I'm passing your future prison.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
