my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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