she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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