I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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