Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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