just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Randomize
