Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
