just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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