thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize
