On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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