I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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