I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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