I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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