I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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