I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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