when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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