I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
3 2 1 whiskey
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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