we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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