the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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