margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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