I don't think brook has ever known best
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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