her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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