i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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